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2008/5/26 Life at the Olympic developmentThe last seven months of my working life have been spent at the Olympic development in Stratford for the London 2012 games.
I have been managing a water mains diversion project totalling £1.3mil for my company on behalf of Thames Water.
Lately it has been a major PAIN IN THE ASS just getting into the site, security there has gone mad in the last month whereas iv had to get myself and the men who work for me put through the new induction process where you get checked over by the home office to see if you can legally work in the UK, and be checked for criminal convictions and loads of other things grrrrr.
We now have to wear 3 yes 3 different passes around our necks, walk around the site wearing all the usuall hat,bootshi vis vests, aswell as gloves and goggles.
The contaminants in the ground are the reasons for all this so i suppose its the practical thing to do even though it inhibits the full functions of your crew and adds time and money to something that doesnt have either to spare.
i have filled in vehicle applications forms for all the vans and my car to get in and the refused my car a pass grrr....so i made myself a forgery lol of one of my vans and have been getting in with no trouble for the last 2 weeks. there is sometimes 30 - 50 security guards on the main entrance with often armed police there also.
they checked my pass a few times but no-body has noticed there is a different registration and make on it hahahaha .
my work at the site is nearly over, well i hope so, my company have a 15mill contract starting there next month so i hope they dont stick me on it :)
check out some of the pictures in my waterboard pics
the job has been a challenge with things ive never done before happening like auger bore piling and mass concrete pours of over 100cubic meters.
We have had to do pre driven sheet pile shafts where you drive long sheets of steel into the ground in a square and then dig out the middle. our two shafts were 11m across and we had to support a 36" or 900mm cast iron watermain (weighing in at around 18t over the span) from overhead so the ground could be excavated from underneath it, 3m underneath it. then steel bars made up a reinforced base 1.3m thick and it was then concreted over the steel, all this to provide sideways thrust restraint from the mains when the water was finally turned into the new 1200mm water main we laid through the site almost 1km in length.
anyways,once the base was complete teh pipework arrived from the manafacturer costing all in all 65k.
this was installed during a 10hr period while the mains were shut in and the 1mil gallons of water drained off.
All went very well as we had allowed 24hrs continous work to do the job but all the pieces fitted very well into the slot that was remeasured at least 20times befre it was cut out
we have now completed all the concrete blocks surrounding the pipework and are in the process of filling all the holes in and packing up.
there is plenty pics to give you a view of what iv'e been talking about and i will add loads more.
2008/2/2 Alcohol troubleshooter,click on the white area to see answerALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
2006/4/29 joke....from trio :)Guy comes up to the bar and has a beer. He slides his empty glass to the other end of the bar and tells the bar tender"I'll bet you $300 I can piss in that glass from here and not miss a drop." Bar tender slaps his money down and says"You gotta bet!" The guy whips it out and starts pissin, all over the stools, the bar,other customers, all over the bartender! Pissin every where BUT the glass! The Bar tender is laughin his ass off. Bar tender looks at the guy, who has a huge grin on his face,"Why are you so happy? You just lost $300!" Guy says"I just bet those guys over there $500 each that I could piss on your stools, your bar, and piss on YOU and not only would you NOT be mad about it, you'd be fuckin exstatic! 2006/2/27 marineA Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. soapA sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. Seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him? " She said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, " there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room My Clock In london the time is: 2005/11/15 way out of speeding tickets :)How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.
jokeA nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, and says, "Well that's great. Some a$$hole's got my pen." jokeThe Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop em", which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The Captain calmly replied..."In Vietnam." 2005/11/10 The Enclavewell the servers are starting to pick up a bit now :)
well a some stages of the day anyway. Considering the small amounts of people playing Battlefied Vietnam thesedays.
Hopefully it will be as popular as the nest became..
just a Hihello everyone......................................
And a BIG hi! to all the guys..and girl :) from The Enclave :)
This is my space and you are all welcome to have a look at my pics and do whatever :)
I havn't got a clue as to what i should put here :) ( lack of imagination maybe )
SOOOOOO.....Any ideas are very welcome.
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